10条爆笑的Email自动回复

这些自动回复信息,太搞笑了。哪天我也加一条在我的Gmail上。

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

我已出去求职面试,如果失败了就回复你。准备让我出气吧。

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

你收到此自动回复因为我不在办公室。如果我在办公室的话,你可能什么都收不到。

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

抱歉不能及时回复.我在看医生,为晋升到管理层而准备做心脑移除手术.

4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

我度假回来之前没法删你邮件,不过别急,我会挨个删的。

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

感谢发邮件给我。来件的前10个字收费5.99美元,之后每字1.99美元,信用卡直接划账。

6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

邮件服务器无法建立连接。您的邮件未能发送。请重启电脑再试一次。

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

感谢发邮件给我,邮件已进入排队等候系统,目前排序第352位,约19周后将得到回复。

8. Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

您好,来件所述正在考虑之中,请不要走开,等我回复。

9. I’ve run away to join a different circus.

我已成功逃了出去,参加了另一家马戏团。

10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Kate’ instead of Dave.

未来两周我都不在,看医生去了。等我回来的时候,请不要叫我帅哥了,要叫美女。

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