看笑话学英语 – 经典段子加爆笑翻译,其三

41、 God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
上帝一定倍儿爱SB,不然他怎么会造这么多!!!!!!!

42、The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
小腿上的胫骨能帮你在黑屋子里快速找到家具的位置。
意译:不撞不知道,一撞嗷嗷叫。

43、The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
圣诞老人当然美,他知道所有YD妞住哪儿啊!

44、To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
剽窃一个人的叫剽窃,剽窃许多人的叫研究。
意译:窃钩者诛,窃国者侯。

45、Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
有些人一来大家就开心;有些人一走大家就开心。

46、 I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
我发现,我滴脚丫被一小片儿海藻擦过时,我滴那个惨叫声——和我被大白鲨吓坏时的惨叫声是一样滴。

47、Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
直译:你若是挤满人的电梯里的小矮人,肯定能嗅出不同的味儿。
意译:灵感来自于所站的角度与众不同。

48、I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
我可没怨你!我是在谴责你!

49、 Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?
当我填表的时候,有一项是“紧急情况联系:” 我填上了“医生”,到时候我妈能帮上什么忙?!

50、Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
如果女人能做到以秃顶和啤酒肚在大街上晃还觉得自己倍儿性感——此时估计男女能平等。

51、Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
每一个成功的男人背后都有一个女人。每一个翻了船的成功男人背后往往是另一个女人。

52、I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.
生活对于我来说是小菜一碟,我通常就着盐和柠檬,再来一小杯烈性酒。
意译a:生活,是一团麻……绳,……再加一根蜡烛……一柄皮鞭。
意译b: 生活,不就是先狂吃菜,然后把烈性白酒一饮而尽?

53、The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
直译:小孩子要中间名,纯粹是为了让他知道他啥时候真的有麻烦了。
直译a:起个全名就为了揍孩子前可以底气十足地喊出来。
意译b:贾君鹏这名字就为了让他妈喊他回家吃饭!

54、It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
跳楼的时候,“啊——”的时候还没死,“啪!”那才是死了。

55、Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
人工智能从来敌不过天然请勿使用不良词语。

56、Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
直译:不要用眼镜腿来打男人,用棒球击杆。
意译: 要下手就得狠,甭来毛毛雨。

57、There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
推倒和拥抱是有微妙的区别的哟!

58、A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
所谓砍价,就是这东西虽然你不需要,但价格太好必须要买下来!

59、Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
绝对不要和长得丑的争执,他们已经没什么可输的了。

60、My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
我的观点或许改变了,但我是正确的这一事实却亘古不变。
意译:我们要搞共产主义,也要搞有中国特色的社会主义。

 

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