猫扑上的抽筋笑话 [ December 1st, 2008 ] Posted in » 笑话精品

 

1.有一天小明手上打着石膏,
老师问:你的手怎么了
小明说:断掉了
老师说:为什么?
小明说:因为我太懒了
老师说:太懒手会断?
小明说:我走在路上,鞋子跑进一颗石头,
可是我懒的用手弄,
就抱着电线杆抖着脚让石头掉出来,
路人看了以为我触电就用木棍打我的手
所以……………..
老师:…………

2.在大陆做生意的台商,
由于家眷都在台湾,
所以每个晚上都喜欢跑声色场所。
有一天他不幸被公共安全专家逮到,
台胞证被盖了个“淫虫”两个大字。
他很不高兴,
于是透过关系花了一些钱,
要把这着不雅的名词去除。
过了一星期,
朋友告诉他办好了。
他想,在大陆只要有钱哪有办不到的事?
他接到台胞证后兴冲冲打开一看,
里面赫然盖了个三个大字:
非淫虫。

后来他透过更有力的人士想要把这
非淫虫
三个字弄掉,
因为他觉得这三个字还是不雅,
所以这次交代一定要把这件事解决。
因为下个月他就要回台湾了….
朋友也跟他再三保证,
一定没问题,
只是礼数绝不可少。
又过了一星期,
朋友来找他,对他说:这次真的办好了!
他赶紧把台胞证接过来一看,
上面写着:
非洲淫火虫

3.甲乙丙三人一起出游,甲感冒了……
晚上,大家同睡一床,甲睡中间。
半夜…甲打了一个大喷涕,
乙丙整个脸上都是甲的结晶。
乙丙:下次要通知我们……
过了半个时辰,
甲:注意了…
乙丙闻言赶紧钻入棉被中,
并确定与外界没有连通…
结果,甲放了个屁。

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Dell Latitude D430

 

System Summary

Service Tag:
XXXXXX

System Type:
Latitude D430

Ship Date:
7/26/2007

Dell IBU:
Asia / Pacific

Quantity
Parts #
Part Description

1
00159
INFO,1ST BOOT,HARD DRIVE

1
01323
INFO,NO ITEM

1
0E779
INFO,WXP

1
3K644
INFO,XP,APIC-CONTROLLER

3
4270E
SCR,M2X3,KSH,MS,BLO

1
57154
SRV,SW,FIST

1
58548
INFO,SW,STUFF,10MB

1
6054E
GDE,PLACING SERV CALL,CCC

1
6204U
LBL,BRCD,SYS,BOX,GNRC,4X6,APCC

1
6337P
LBL,SVCTAG/EXPRESSCODE,LATC

2
864KE
INFO,PLACEHOLDER,PIECE-PART

1
8T488
SRV,SW,WXP,XLOB,W/PAPER,WW

1
9154E
Dell(TM) Mouse Mat

1
9N244
INFO,VAL,CLIENTGOLD

1
9P997
LBL,MSLOGO,WXP,SMALL

1
C5245
SRV,OS,WXPSP1,W2KSP4,SUN-JRE

1
C7969
SRV,SW,WXP,DT-CLEAN-ADD

1
C8099
INFO,IE@V,62900

1
C8107
INFO,DX@V,90003

1
CH297
LBL,INTEL,CENTRINO,DCY,CORE

1
CH332
MOD,CASE,CRYG,NYL,SML,LATUDE

1
CJ339
MSE,USB,2BTN,WHL,ULD,OPTCL,BLK

1
CJ789
Internal Dell(TM) 84 Keys Keyboard (English)

1
CN430
SRV,OS,WXP,WXP64,MCE,Q925454

1
CR003
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,X64,Q926436

1
CT047
SRV,HTML,MDC,1.5,CALO,LATITUDE

1
CW662
SRV,SW,ROXIO,CREATOR,LE,9.0

1
DF430
SRV,OS,WXP,X64,W2K,MCE,896358

1
DJ295
Dell(TM) USB Optical Mouse

1
DK460
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,X64,Q917734

1
DK462
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,X64,Q911564

1
DR463
SRV,HTML,WRLES,MCRD,LAT,M08

1
FD262
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,Q885855

1
FD645
SHP MTL,FILLER,NBK,SML

1
FG099
SRV,SW,NIS,2006,90DAY,ENG

1
FG445
6-Cell Li-Ion Primary Battery (1 Year Warranty)

1
FG498
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,Q889673

1
FH658
Intel(R)Centrino(R) Duo Mobile Technology Label

1
FW681
Shipment Box with Carry Case

1
GC443
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,Q887472

1
GH291
Norton(TM) Internet Security 2006 (English) - free 90 days

1
GJ277
BRKT,RBR,HD,NBK,TSHBA,D420

1
GM090
SRV,OS,WXP,WXP64,MCE,924496

1
GT800
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,Q931784

1
GX010
SRV,SW,QIK-SET,LAT,D430

1
GX011
SRV,DRVR,INTEL,VID,LAT,D430

1
H8981
INFO,WPEPR

1
HC251
SRV,OS,W2K,WXP,MCE,Q891781

1
HF974
LBL,REG,MCRD,3945ULD,LAT,GNRC

1
HG095
SRV,SW,EDIAGS,NBK

1
HG527
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,X64,Q899588

1
HG529
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,X64,Q899591

1
HG531
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,Q896423

1
HJ178
CBL,FPC,HD,TSHBA,D420

1
HJ680
80GB PATA (4200RPM) Hard Drive

1
HK156
INFO,SUN@V,15006

1
HM298
CORD,PWR,250V,2.5A,1M,C5,D,CHI

1
HN600
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,Q909095

1
HR020
SRV,DRVR,TPAD,LAT,D430

1
HR021
SRV,SW,PWR,MGMT,UTILITY,D430

1
HR132
2GB (1×1GB Integrated + 1×1GB) 667MHz DDR2 SDRAM Memory

1
HU224
SRV,OS,WXP,WXP64,MCE,Q920213

1
HU255
Intel(R) PRO/Wireless 3945AG (802.11 a/b/g) MiniPCI Card

1
HU702
Latitude(TM)D430 Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo Processor U7600(1.20GHz)Bio Palmrest

1
HX157
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,X64,Q928843

1
HX158
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,X64,Q931836

1
HY125
SRV,DIAG,MDC,CNXT,CALO,LAT

1
HY157
CRD,WRLES,ULD,INT,BLTH,DW360

1
HY450
INFO,RYLTY,PDVD,7.0,DVD,RLOB,1

1
J1680
SRV,OS,WXP,DATE-STAMP-A02

1
JC052
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,Q835221

1
JG168
BTRY,PRI,42W,6C,LITH,SANYO

1
JJ319
LBL,REG,NBK,D420,CCC2

1
JM634
SRV,OS,PRL-PEV

1
JN007
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,X64,Q918118

1
JN526
HD,80GB,PATA,8MM,4.2K,SFX,T050

1
JP079
SRV,NWTG,MDC,1.5,CALO,LATITUDE

1
JR188
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,X64,Q930178

1
JW351
KIT,DOC/DSK,PDVD,7.0,DVD

1
JW365
SRV,OS,WXP,WXP64,MCE,Q917422

1
K1550
INFO,NO-FD,D-SRS

1
K1551
No Floppy Diskette Drive

1
KC501
CRD,NTWK,MCRD,3945ULD,ROW

1
KG022
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,Q896256

1
KH131
INFO,RYLTY,WAVE,NBK,XLOB

1
KH384
KYBD,84,US,ENG,D-PTG,D420

1
KJ133
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,X64,Q908519

2
KJ729
SHP MTL,EDCP,NBK,WW,D420

1
KK956
INFO,PART,KYBD/MSE/PLMRST,BLK

1
KP685
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,Q926255

1
KU523
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,X64,Q908531

1
KX109
SRV,DRVR,MDC,1.5,CALO,LATITUDE

1
KX833
SRV,OS,WXP,WXP64,MCE,Q920685

1
MC386
Genuine Windows(R) XP 32-bit Label

1
MJ285
Dell(TM) Palmrest with Fingerprint Reader

1
MM110
SRV,DRVR,AUD,LAT,D430

1
MM112
SRV,DRVR,INTEL,GM,CS,LAT,D430

1
MM113
SRV,HTML,BCOM,LOM,LAT,D430

1
MM305
ASSY,BASE,NRM,U7600,D430,B,CCC

1
MN965
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,Q919007

1
MX236
Dell(TM) TrueMobile(TM) 360 Bluetooth Module

1
MY297
LBL,FASC,INTEL,CARTON

1
NP418
PowerDVD CD kit

1
NP441
SRV,OS,WXP,WXP64,MCE,924191

1
NT617
SRV,OS,WXP,WXP64,MCE,Q923694

1
NT618
SRV,OS,WXP,WXP64,MCE,Q929969

1
NT921
KIT,CDSK,DRVR,PTCD,LAT,D430

1
NT932
12.1″ Wide Aspect Ultrasharp XGA (1280×800) Display

1
NX474
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,X64,Q924667

1
NX475
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,Q927802

1
P7247
Media CD of Genuine Windows(R) XP Professional SP2 (English)

1
PF038
SRV,OS,W2K,WXP,MCE,X64,Q901214

1
PK413
SHP MTL,BOX,ACC,MODULES

1
PK419
SHP MTL,BOX,NBK,SML,CASE

1
PK621
SRV,SW,WAVE,NBK,D430

1
PK874
SRV,SW,UPEK,D430

1
PY311
MOD,DVD+/-RW,TSST,LAT-D,BAY

1
R0920
SRV,OS,WXP,W2K,DIRECT-X

1
R5609
PAD,MSE,APCC,CCC,XLOB

1
R7498
Genuine Windows(R) XP Professional SP2 Edition (English)

1
R8438
SRV,OS,WXP,W2K,OEM-INFO

1
RG392
CASE,CRYG,NYL,SML,TENBA

1
RR304
SRV,APPL,ASF,MGMT,LAT,D430

1
RR305
SRV,SW,TPM,NBK,LAT,D430

1
RR362
LBL,REG,WRLES,BLTH,360,D430

1
RW152
Factory Install System Driver

1
RW154
SRV,DRVR,BCOM,LOM,LAT,D430

1
RW271
SRV,SW,MCPHN,NRED,KNWLS,D430

1
RW440
GDE,QIK-REF,D430,APCC/CCC

1
T2673
SRV,OS,WXP,OCA-MARKER

1
T4640
CompleteCover/ CompleteCover Guard Technical Guide included

1
T7570
LBL,COA,WXPP,V#2004

1
TH100
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,Q908673

1
TH359
65W AC Adapter (110V/220V) CHN

1
TP557
SRV,OS,WXP,WXP64,MCE,Q923689

1
TT393
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,X64,Q928255

1
TU233
SRV,DLG,MDC,1.5,CALO,LATITUDE

1
TU571
SRV,SW,PDVD,7.0,LAT

1
TW471
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,X64,Q931261

1
U4143
TSH,CMPLT,CVR,CLNT

1
U6935
INFO,WRLES,BLTH,WXP,SP2

1
U7306
SRV,SW,NIS,SECURITY,UPDATES

1
U9544
SRV,OS,WXP,W2K,Q885835

1
UC793
ASSY,HSG,D-BAY,D-MOD,WW

1
UG700
INFO,SWT,WRLES,NBK

1
UN043
SRV,DRVR,WRLES,MCRD,LAT,M08

1
UN604
SRV,HTML,REG,BLTH,DW360

1
UP670
SRV,OS,WXP,WXP64,MCE,Q923191

1
UU921
SRV,HTML,ASF-EDOC,D430

1
W2187
SRV,OS,WXPSP1,PAR-PORT

1
W4431
GDE,PROD,INFO,PORT,APCC/CCC

1
W5140
SRV,OS,WXPPSP2,128,ENG

1
WH201
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,X64,CCC,APCC

1
WN133
Latitude D430 Resource CD

1
WN156
ASSY,CVR,HNG,PLSTC,LAT,D430

1
WN874
SRV,SW,O2MICRO,CTL,LAT,D430

1
WN875
SRV,DIAG,BCOM,LOM,LAT,D430

1
WX530
SRV,OS,VISTA,Q934237

1
WX694
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,X64,Q932168

1
X8001
SRV,OS,MSI_INSTALLER

1
X9689
SRV,OS,WXP,W2K,Q873339

1
XG201
SHP MTL,BAG,NBK,20X14,PLYFM

1
XK022
SRV,HTML,D430,U-GDE,WW

1
XK044
Latitude D430 Duo Processor U7600 Base with Biometric Palmrest

1
XK746
Quick-Reference Guideline

1
XK752
Power Cord (China)

1
XM135
SRV,OS,WXP,WXP64,MCE,Q920683

1
XM136
SRV,OS,WXP,WXP64,MCE,Q920670

1
XM709
INFO,RYLTY,RXO,CRTR,9.0,RLOB

1
XM891
KIT,CDSK,RXO,CRTR,DE,9.0,RLOB

1
XM894
Roxio Creator Software

1
XN951
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,X64,Q925902

1
XW072
SRV,OS,WXPP,MCE,Q923980

1
Y9530
Dell 1GB DDR2 667MHz / PC2-5300 SDRAM Notebook Memory

1
YD637
ASSY,ADPT,AC,65W,M07,LTON,RUS

1
YF405
INFO,COMPUTRACE

1
YF705
Computrace Disable Info Mod

1
YG385
INFO,NIS,2006,90DAY,ENG

1
YG758
SRV,OS,WXP,MCE,X64,Q904706

1
YJ014
ASSY,DVD+/-RW,8X,TSST,DMOD,NFI

1
YJ115
SRV,SW,W/PAPER,LATUDE/PWS,M07

1
YK233
PowerDVD Software

1
YN111
SRV,OS,WXP,WXP64,MCE,Q925398

1
YN681
KIT,SW,OVPK,WXPPSP2,CDWD,ENG

1
YW651
SRV,SW,RXO,DRCT-DISC,9.0

1
YW655
SRV,SW,SNC,PACT,9.0

1
YY227
SRV,UTIL,WRLES,MCRD,LAT,M08

1
YY924
SRV,DRVR,BLTH,DW360

Dell - System Information

December 31st, 2007 | Leave a Comment

Change Ubuntu Server from DHCP to a Static IP Address

Change Ubuntu Server from DHCP to a Static IP Address

If the Ubuntu Server installer has set your server to use DHCP, you will want to change it to a static IP address so that people can actually use it.

Changing this setting without a GUI will require some text editing, but that’s classic linux, right?

Let’s open up the /etc/network/interfaces file. I’m going to use vi, but you can choose a different editor

sudo vi /etc/network/interfaces

For the primary interface, which is usually eth0, you will see these lines:

auto eth0
iface eth0 inet dhcp

As you can see, it’s using DHCP right now. We are going to change dhcp to static, and then there are a number of options that should be added below it. Obviously you’d customize this to your network.

auto eth0
iface eth0 inet static
        address 192.168.1.200
        netmask 255.255.255.0
        network 192.168.1.0
        broadcast 192.168.1.255
        gateway 192.168.1.1

Now we’ll need to add in the DNS settings by editing the resolv.conf file:

sudo vi /etc/resolv.conf

On the line ‘name server xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx’ replace the x with the IP of your name server. (You can do ifconfig /all to find out what they are)

Now we’ll just need to restart the networking components:

sudo /etc/init.d/networking restart

Ping www.google.com. If you get a response, name resolution is working(unless of course if google is in your hosts file).

Really pretty simple.

December 31st, 2007 | Leave a Comment

世界未解之谜(上、中、下)


December 25th, 2007 | Leave a Comment

The 7 Characteristics of Good Domain Names

 

The 7 Characteristics of Good Domain Names

Domain names are the real estate of the Internet. Just as a good location is vital for a bricks and mortar business, a good domain name will be the corner stone of your website’s success. But how to identify them? Below you will find the 7 characteristics of good domain names.

7characteristicsofgooddomainnames.png

1. They are short

Good domain names are short. It is not a coincidence that all the three-letter and four-letter .com domains are already gone, and that the five-letter ones are going fast as well.

There is no definite number of characters that you should aim for, just remember that the shorter the better. If you really need some guidance, try to go below 10 characters, and never exceed 20.

As for the number of words, one-word domains are gold, two-word ones are good, three-word domains are average, and above that it is usually a bad idea.

Example: Quotes.com is a superb domain and probably worth millions of dollars. ProQuotes.com is a good two-word domain worth thousands of dollars. ProQuotesNow.com is an average domain and could be used for a website. YourProQuotesNow.com is plain worthless.

2. They are easy to remember

Many Internet users do not use bookmarks. They just memorize the domains of their favorite websites and type them whenever they wan to visit one. Guess what, if your domain is complex and not easy to remember you will lose these visitors along the way.

Example: Brcwr.com is a short domain name, but is not easy to remember at all, so it would be a bad idea to use it for your website (unless the initials represent the name of the website or a memorable message).

3. They are easy to spell

The last thing you want is visitors misspelling your domain and ending up somewhere else.

Avoid unusual foreign words, words that have complex pronunciation, strange combinations of letters and anything else that might cause someone to misspell your address.

Example: CappuccinoBar.com might be problematic for English speaking visitors. Cappuccino is an Italian word, and not everyone is aware where the doubles are placed.

4. They have a .com extension

Organizations might prefer to register a .org domain, and companies targeting very specific geographical regions might want to register a local domain (e.g. .it, .co.uk, .cn and so on). Apart from these cases, however, a .com domain is always the best way to go. This extension is the most popular around the around, and it is already stuck in people’s mind.

Visitors coming to your site via search engines or organic links will pay attention mostly to the name and not to the URL. The next time they want to visit your site it is very likely that they will just type its name followed by a .com. Guess what, if you are not there when they hit enter they will just go somewhere else.

Example: Darren Rowse created his popular blog on Problogger.net. Despite having a strong brand, some visitors were still going to Problogger.com. After a couple of years Darren decided to buy the .com version for $5,000 and redirect it to his site, so that no more visitors would leak.

5. They are descriptive

Many visitors will come to your site through the search engines and via direct links on other websites. That is, they will come if the domain that they will see will be appealing.

Having a descriptive domain name will give visitors an idea of what your site is about even before they enter it. If related keywords are present in the domain it might also help your search engine rankings.

Example: You would be able to guess what TelevisionGuides.com is about even before visiting it right?

Put it in another way. Suppose you are searching for a movie review. You make a quick search in Google. The first result comes from MikesLair.com. The second result comes from MoviesCentral.com. Which one would you rather click?

6. Or brandable

A brandable domain will have a nice pronunciation, an interesting combination of letters or simply an appealing visual effect. Sometimes they will not be descriptive, but they can be equally efficient.

Brandable domains will make your visitors associate the name with your website and its content. (Notice that brandable domains can be descriptive at the same time, but that is not always the case.)

Example: Kotaku.com is one of the most popular gaming blogs on the Internet. The domain is not descriptive at all, but the brand is so strong that gamers immediacy recognize it across the web.

7. They don’t contain hyphens or numbers

Domain names containing hyphens and numbers are cheaper for a reason. They suffer the same problem of domains not using a .com extension or with complex spelling.

Consider Tech-World.com. The names that will stick in people’s mind are “tech” and “world.” Many visitors will just forget the hyphen along the way. Eventually they will try to access your site by typing TechWorld.com, in vain.

Numbers, on the other hand, will confuse people with the spelling. Suppose you registered Tech5.com. Visitors might mix it with TechFive.com, if they manage to remember the number in the first place!

Example: Coolest-Gadgets.com is an extremely popular gadget blog, with over 70,000 RSS subscribers. With such a huge readership you get people often typing the domain directly on the address bar. Needless to say that many of them would just forget to add the hyphen. The owner of the site bought CoolestGadgets.com afterwards to fix the problem.

Final remark

Do not get discouraged if your current domain doesn’t have all these characteristics; or if you can’t find one that does. These are just factors that you should consider when evaluating domain names.

There are plenty of examples of popular websites with domain names that lack in one or two points covered on the list. Just make sure that your domain has most of the characteristics and you should be fine.

The 7 Characteristics of Good Domain Names

December 23rd, 2007 | Leave a Comment

Traveler IQ Challenge

 


This Traveler IQ challenge is brought to you by the Web’s Original Travel Blog 

Traveler IQ Challenge

December 22nd, 2007 | Leave a Comment

白衣观世音大士灵感神咒

南无大慈大悲救苦救难广大灵感观世音菩萨(三称)
南无佛 南无法 南无僧 南无救苦救难观世音菩萨
怛(da)垤(zhi)哆(duo) 唵(om) 伽(qie)啰(la)伐(fa)哆(duo)伽(qie)啰(la)伐(fa)哆(duo) 伽(qie)诃(he)伐(fa)哆(duo)

啰(la)伽(qie)伐(fa)哆(duo) 啰(la)伽(qie)伐(fa)哆(duo) 娑(suo)婆(po)诃(he)
天罗神 地罗神 人离难 难离身 一切灾殃化为尘
南无摩诃般若波罗蜜。

白衣观世音大士灵感神咒_心是虚空

December 16th, 2007 | Leave a Comment

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