猫扑上的抽筋笑话 [ December 1st, 2008 ] Posted in » 笑话精品

 

1.有一天小明手上打着石膏,
老师问:你的手怎么了
小明说:断掉了
老师说:为什么?
小明说:因为我太懒了
老师说:太懒手会断?
小明说:我走在路上,鞋子跑进一颗石头,
可是我懒的用手弄,
就抱着电线杆抖着脚让石头掉出来,
路人看了以为我触电就用木棍打我的手
所以……………..
老师:…………

2.在大陆做生意的台商,
由于家眷都在台湾,
所以每个晚上都喜欢跑声色场所。
有一天他不幸被公共安全专家逮到,
台胞证被盖了个“淫虫”两个大字。
他很不高兴,
于是透过关系花了一些钱,
要把这着不雅的名词去除。
过了一星期,
朋友告诉他办好了。
他想,在大陆只要有钱哪有办不到的事?
他接到台胞证后兴冲冲打开一看,
里面赫然盖了个三个大字:
非淫虫。

后来他透过更有力的人士想要把这
非淫虫
三个字弄掉,
因为他觉得这三个字还是不雅,
所以这次交代一定要把这件事解决。
因为下个月他就要回台湾了….
朋友也跟他再三保证,
一定没问题,
只是礼数绝不可少。
又过了一星期,
朋友来找他,对他说:这次真的办好了!
他赶紧把台胞证接过来一看,
上面写着:
非洲淫火虫

3.甲乙丙三人一起出游,甲感冒了……
晚上,大家同睡一床,甲睡中间。
半夜…甲打了一个大喷涕,
乙丙整个脸上都是甲的结晶。
乙丙:下次要通知我们……
过了半个时辰,
甲:注意了…
乙丙闻言赶紧钻入棉被中,
并确定与外界没有连通…
结果,甲放了个屁。

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A Solution to “Another blog is already hosted at this address.” error

A solution has been found…..

The problem stems from Google Apps for Your Domain….here is how I
fixed the issue of the “Another blog is
already hosted at this address.” error.

1. Go to your domain registrar, (I needed reset everything to their
default settings) and create (or change if already existing) a CNAME
named “www” and point it to “ghs.google.com”

2. Logged into Google Apps for Your Domain or create a new account if
you do not have one. (I had decided to set up an account AFTER
originally setting up my custom domain on blogger.com….this
inadvertently led to all of my problems)

3. Once logged in, from the “Dashboard” choose to ONLY add “Domain web
pages” and click the “Add selected services” button.

4. Use the CNAME subdomain that has been giving the message “Another
blog is already hosted at this address.” error in Blogger as the
address you want to publish to. (In my case “www”)

5. From here I chose to create a simple “Google Pages” webpage just to
confirm that my address (http://www.websitefreetips.com) was indeed
working.

6. Back on the Dashboard of Google Apps for Your Domain, choose to
remove the “Domain web pages service”

7. Go to your blog on blogger.com and change the custom address to the
problematic address (In my case “www.websitefreetips.com“), blogger should
now allow it.

8. In my case, when I would click the “View Blog” link…blogger now
took me to the Google Pages page I had just created in Google Apps for
Your Domain.

9. This step my be redundant and actually just require time for the
DNS to refresh, but I logged back into Google Apps for Your Domain and
proceeded to add the “Domain web pages service” back, but this time I
used a different subdomain (not “www” but instead I used “blog”). I
never bothered to set up a CNAME in my registrar settings as I was
only attempting to get Google Apps for Your Domain to “let go” of the
“www” subdomain.

10. All of these actions soon caused the “Google 404 not found” page
to appear for my site address.

11. I then proceeded to again remove the “Domain web pages service”.

12. After only a few moments of waiting for the DNS to catch up, my
domain (http://www.websitefreetips.com) was now working and opening my
blog.

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Live Writer 2008

好久没更新了正好live writer有新版本,试一试。

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昏,不支持中文?改成UTF8 试试… 成功:-)

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