猫扑上的抽筋笑话 [ December 1st, 2008 ] Posted in » 笑话精品

 

1.有一天小明手上打着石膏,
老师问:你的手怎么了
小明说:断掉了
老师说:为什么?
小明说:因为我太懒了
老师说:太懒手会断?
小明说:我走在路上,鞋子跑进一颗石头,
可是我懒的用手弄,
就抱着电线杆抖着脚让石头掉出来,
路人看了以为我触电就用木棍打我的手
所以……………..
老师:…………

2.在大陆做生意的台商,
由于家眷都在台湾,
所以每个晚上都喜欢跑声色场所。
有一天他不幸被公共安全专家逮到,
台胞证被盖了个“淫虫”两个大字。
他很不高兴,
于是透过关系花了一些钱,
要把这着不雅的名词去除。
过了一星期,
朋友告诉他办好了。
他想,在大陆只要有钱哪有办不到的事?
他接到台胞证后兴冲冲打开一看,
里面赫然盖了个三个大字:
非淫虫。

后来他透过更有力的人士想要把这
非淫虫
三个字弄掉,
因为他觉得这三个字还是不雅,
所以这次交代一定要把这件事解决。
因为下个月他就要回台湾了….
朋友也跟他再三保证,
一定没问题,
只是礼数绝不可少。
又过了一星期,
朋友来找他,对他说:这次真的办好了!
他赶紧把台胞证接过来一看,
上面写着:
非洲淫火虫

3.甲乙丙三人一起出游,甲感冒了……
晚上,大家同睡一床,甲睡中间。
半夜…甲打了一个大喷涕,
乙丙整个脸上都是甲的结晶。
乙丙:下次要通知我们……
过了半个时辰,
甲:注意了…
乙丙闻言赶紧钻入棉被中,
并确定与外界没有连通…
结果,甲放了个屁。

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13 Great Firefox Extensions for Web Professionals

13 Great Firefox Extensions for Web Professionals

Like most web developers or SEO professionals, I use a vast array of tools to get the job done. I use a combination of desktop and web applications, some purchased and some free. Everyone I know has downloaded a free copy of Mozilla Firefox, but few realize that by installing some of the 1,500 free extensions they can eliminate the need for most of the other applications they currently use. Below are my 13 favorite extensions for web professionals (in no particular order):HTML Validator (http://users.skynet.be/mgueury/mozilla/)
? validates web pages to the W3C HTML standards with a simple green
check in the corner of the page if the page validates, a red check if
it doesn’t, and a yellow exclamation point if there are warnings. It
also includes an enhanced view of source code that allows you to see
where errors are within the code.

FireFTP (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/684/)
? free, secure, cross-platform FTP client that provides easy and
intuitive access to FTP servers. This eliminates a piece of software
for those of you who use a separate program for FTP.

Professor X (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/2823/)
? lets you view header information without having to view source code.
The page “slides” down and Professor X shows you the contents of the
page’s head element, including Meta, Script and Style content.

NikkelWHOIS (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/2646/) ?view the WHOIS information for any page by clicking the button on the top-right of the browser.

IE Tab (http://ietab.mozdev.org)
? sick of swapping between Internet Explorer and Firefox when testing
out a web page you’re developing? With IE Tab you can view Internet
Explorer in a Firefox Tab!

FireBug (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1843/) ? an advanced debugger console that lets you monitor your JavaScript, CSS, HTML and Ajax.

Codetech (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1002/)
? web page editor that has the feel of Dreamweaver. An amazing
extension for anyone doing web design that doesn’t want to fork out a
few hundred dollars for Dreamweaver.

Server Switcher (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/2409/) ? easily switch between sites on your development and live servers by clicking the switch server icon.

SEO for Firefox (http://tools.seobook.com/firefox/seo-for-firefox.html)
? pulls useful market research data right into Google’s and Yahoo!’s
search results, including Google PR, Age, links, Alexa rank, WHOIS, and
more. It also adds a few helpful links to the top of the search pages,
including Google Trends, Google Traffic Estimator, and the Overture
View Bid tool.

Yet Another Window Resizer (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/2498/) ? allows you to resize browser window to default screen resolutions.

AdSense Preview (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/2132/)
? preview the Google AdSense ads that would appear on that page. This
is incredibly useful if you are considering putting AdSense on a page
and don’t want to go through the hassle of signing up for an account
and putting the ads up just to see what type of ads will show.

Screen grab (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1146/)
? takes a screenshot of the webpage and saves it as an image file. This
saves a ton of time compared to the method I used to use ? take a
screenshot and open Adobe Photoshop to crop the image.

Server Spy (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/2036/) ? indicates what brand of HTTP server (Apache, IIS, etc.) runs on the visited site on the lower-right side of the browser.

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E-gold兑换–介绍OMNIPAY公司

E-gold兑换–介绍OMNIPAY公司

大多数人关心的是我申请了E-GOLD帐号后,如何往帐号存钱,以及如何把帐号中的货币取出?实际上你完全可以把E-gold当作商品理解,E-gold通过分布全球的几十家中介机构来兑换,如果你想往 E-gold帐号中存钱,就必须选择一家中介机构,把你的帐号告诉他们,然后选择一种他们接受的付款方式,比如银行电汇、汇票、邮寄等形式,付款给中介机构购买你所要的E-gold金额。同样如果你想把自己帐号中的货币取从来,就需要通过中介机构告诉你的国内银行帐号,他们会把现金电汇到你的银行帐号中。当然,如果你更喜欢支票形式的话,你可以通过中介(正规公司) 向你邮寄支票。这里介绍一个:http://www.omnipay.net/,用的时候去就按下面步骤进行就可以了。(备注:除了OmniPay之外,易派网也不错,它是一家总部设在英国伦敦的在线电子货币兑换商,旨在为中国用户提供包括E-gold、PayPal以及Moneybooker在内的全方位的电子货币自由兑换的解决方案。)

August 8th, 2006 | Leave a Comment

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del.icio.us: add me to your network

August 03, 2006 add me to your network Many of you have been using your network to keep up with the interesting things that other people are bookmarking. Many of you are also starting to notice that you have “fans” ? people who like your bookmarks and have added you to their networks. This feature of del.icio.us is getting popular enough now that we wanted to make it easier for you to grow your network and to tell the world how connected you are. With that in mind, today we rolled-out our Network Badge! This new badge allows you to tell people about your network from your own Web site or blog. These details can include your user name on del.icio.us with a link to your bookmarks, how many people you have in your network, how many fans you have, as well as a link others can use to easily add you to their own del.icio.us networks. Like Tagrolls and Linkrolls, Network Badges are JavaScript includes that you can copy and paste into your site’s HTML or your blog’s templates. By visiting its help page, you can customize the content and appearance of your Network Badge and get HTML code for insertion into your own pages. So get networking!

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